Well my beautiful bride, had an ugly side, I found her with another
It broke my heart, but the hardest part, the guy was my own kid brother
So divorce was set, and I would've bet, that she wouldn't even get a little
But the judge said son, since this hitch is undone, split it all right down the middle
I was stunned by what I heard, but I took him at his word, went straight home and then
Fired up the ole' John Deere, I put it into gear, and got hitched up again

Now I'm livin' in a half a doublewide trailor there ain't no laundry room or any kitchen
But I like this livin' in a half a doublewide trailor cause I don't have to do the laundry or the dishes
And she's got her own half a doubewide trailor and I guess she's really mad since I been gone
Maybe its because she still loves me or maybe its cause my half's got the John
And its got an open side, but I don't really mind
I'm livin' in  a half a doublewide trailor

Well she called the local law in, and when they saw the thing, they just had to laugh
They said you really can't complain, cause your the one to blame and at least you got your half

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Now this predicament that I in, I've got a lot in common with my home-yeah my new best friend
We've both been torn apart, we've got a brand new yard and we're both single again

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